phobias:

mondays

Everyday of my life

(via midwesternnerds)



hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

(via thebloodisthelife)


tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via zombiesailor)


princethranduil:

The Art of Flailing: A Hobbit’s Tale by the Bagginses

(via zombiesailor)


(via thegrammys)


notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

(via midwesternnerds)


methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

(via steveandtonymakeaporno)


ofiscariot:

literature meme (origin): 5/8 short stories series. a series of unfortunate events, lemony snicket.

"The world is a harum-scarum place."

"Harum?" Sunny asked.

"It’s complicated and confusing," Olivia explained. "They say that long ago, it was simple and quiet, but that might be a legend." (from The Carnivorous Carnival)

(via genekelley)


(via genekelley)


teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via midwesternnerds)